- Store clerk: *Follows me around the store*
- Me: Can you please stop, Im New Black
- Store clerk: I'm sorry sir, I didn't know. How may I help you this fine evening?
i wish i knew how to be a casual fan of things
YOU KNOW WHAT? I REALIZED, THERE’S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST SPENDING YOUR DAYS IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER, CHECKING OUT TUMBLR. FROM NOW ON I’M NOT GOING TO WASTE MY LIFE ON THE COMPUTER!
*opens tumblr app on mobile*
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
Andrew McMahon has been in the studio over the past few days hopefully working on a debut solo album. Check out tweets from McMahon below after the jump.
Andrew McMahon Announces Tour With Matt Nathanson, Gavin DeGraw
I thought he has that modeling job for butt padded underwear
in tested when he’s asking about the desserts, she whispers to him, “sam, you don’t have any money. i’m not gonna let you pay for this meal.”
(Source : tensionandthrill)
also can we talk about sam canonically having no money so in all this wank about his gestures and him taking mercedes on dates and buying her expensive desserts it’s actually mercedes treating him. but i digress.